Seattle’s most (in)famous institution, The Lusty Lady, is long gone. Despite the killer real estate, no retail outlet has yet had the gumption to take over The Lady’s old digs. Here, then, are my suggestions for potential tenants:

  • The Busty Lady: A brassiere store.
  • The Crusty Lady: A bakery.
  • The Dusty Lady: An antique showroom.
  • The Gusty Lady: A purveyor of fine wind blockers and outerwear.
  • The Musty Lady: A mortuary.
  • The Rusty Lady: A hardware store.

Thanks. I’ll be here all week.