You may win yet, Mr. Sorenson.

Woah. To my surprise, there does exist [good heavy metal]( m/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000005HNC/qid=1005639868/sr=8-1/ref=sr8_3_1/104-7424179-1 115121) — and the second track, _All Hail The New Flesh, is quite possibly brilliant. Forget the lyrics. What shines is the wild timbral interplay between countless layers of distored guitar and rev’d out ethereal synth harmonics.