From Mark Molina:

I just saw this “advertisement” on the billboard of a U-district church:

Make your plans in pencil, but give God the eraser.

What the hell kind of an advertisement for your deity is that? Behold Jesus, destroyer of plans.

“I was going to work hard in school and become a doctor, but then Jesus decided to take away Daddy’s job, and now I have to sell my body on street corners to make ends meet. Thank you Jesus.”

Another satisfied customer.