gtc: if more gays get married will there be less abortion?
dkp: since fetuses are people, shouldn’t they be able to own guns? we should let them have guns. they have a right to protect themselves.
gtc: then they can shoot the doctors performing the abortions. we won’t need christian soldiers to bomb clinics to accomplish the same.
dkp: that way there is less terrorism, too. it’s so great.
gtc: we are democrats, and we are so screwed, man.